Scary shit, man

Having a baby is awesome, but the crazy things that come into your head aren't. Lately I am convinced something is going to happen to me or to her - I have had headaches since I brought her home so decided I must have a brain tumor. And I am terrified of SIDS, to the point where I go into her room and check to make sure she's breathing. Also driving with her in the car makes me super nervous, and I want to take back roads (which is fairly impossible, but a girl can dream). And now this school shooting makes me want to home school her. Maybe others in my neighborhood would want to do the same and that can be my source of income...

Waterproof mascara, stat

I am crying about almost everything these days.
Happy tears? Check.
Sad tears? Check.
Frustrated tears? Check.

Could be post-partum, could be hormones. But either way - it's hell on my fake lashes.
#priorities

Thanks for thinking I might have my sh*t together

A friend wants to come see the baby and asked if we will be around this weekend or next. Bless her heart. We will be around every weekend from now until the end of time. Never going anywhere, probably ever again.